05.13.11 - pussy juices

If you haven't liked me on facebook, IDKWTF you're waiting for!

LQQK at this butt. I mean REALLY look at it!

Good. So now that you've seen it... I ask you...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT SUPPOSED TO GET ANY NICER WITHOUT PROPER RUNNING SHOES?
More importantly... wait, there's nothing more important than ass. That's why baby needs running shoes, daddies. Mine are falling the fuck apart. Gotta love kangas though!

But also, see that "shelf" in the pic below?
If you remember the brief ocean studies of grade school... the ocean has what's called a continental shelf and continental slope. Behold, my continental shelf:

Right there below my navel is my shelf. It's a short shelf, yes.. not as dramatic as the actual ocean... but I assure you it ruins some dresses and snug fitting tops. I don't think any amount of running is going to help that. Crunches prolly.

I'm on a roll! Overall being too broke to buy food hasn't been the worst thing in the world. Sure, I'm hungry as fuck on the regular but LOOK AT ME! Getting back in shape is gonna be a lot easier.


Oh shit, check this one out!

HAHAHAHA, oh yea that's right! This is exclusively for camwhores.com! A nice little reward for my dear readers who used my links to sign up for the bad-assery that is CW! Wanna see it? Go sign up. With as many dead sexy broads as there are on CW, if you haven't signed up you are MISSING OUT!

Is this not one of the best posts as of late? I know how much you nasty pervs love my photos!
It could get better though. I could detail how I sucked dick with an ice cube in my mouth last night. How should I address the recipient of the awesome ice-cube head? He needs a title so I can refer to him when discussing our nasty habits. I suppose Daddy will do!
Daddy likes to watch movies while I suck his dick. I sucked him for most of The Experiment starring Adrien Brody about the Stanford prison experiment. Last night I sucked his dick until my jaw got sore through quite a bit of The Lincoln Lawyer and he got head while watching a bit of Source Code the night before last.
Daddy also likes to cum in my mouth but we haven't done it lately. He came all over my stomach the other night though and I licked some of it up off my finger. I can't wait til he wants me to swallow! I'm such a slutty fucking whore for him, I HATE IT! But I love it at the same time!! *sigh*

Time for sunblock and jogging with the mutts. Show me love on CW and facebook, boys! Maybe then you'll be rewarded with more goodies.

05.15.11 - headaches

I'm warning you guys now: THIS IS A LONG POST. BUT YOU WANNA READ IT. TRUST ME, YOU DO.

I went downtown drinking again last night and had a pretty crazy time. Last night... was... wild. Sexy. Dirty. Dangerous. And the night ended in a shooting (that I wasn't present for) on Sabine and E. 6th. Sucks for the four people who were injured. The area was then craaaawling with PIGS.

If you don't know about downtown Austin, they close the streets down on the weekends so people can walk around and bar-hop without getting hit by cars. There are way too many people down there to just walk on the sidewalks. Even with the streets closed, some people choose to stick to the sidewalks and getting through the crowds and lines is a fucking pain in the ass sometimes.
When you're walking through a crowd, whether it's in the bar/club or outside on the street, drunk guys reach out and cop feels anonymously all the time. It's kind of annoying but when I'm super shitty WASTED I do it to guys too. I can't help it! My only beef is, if you wanna cop a feel, buy me a drink and chat me up. If he wants to get flirty and dirty we can.. if I have a drink in my hand and he's not ugly. When I do it to them, they should be thankful. Thankful that I happen to be drunk and horny enough to exert drunk energy to grab a dick that would otherwise be thrown at me anyway.
So last night I'm standing in the street making a phone call when this guy grabs my ass UNDER my short denim skirt. He continues walking off but turns around when I start shouting at him that if he's going to cop a feel he could at least buy me a drink. His friend tries to apologize for him but he takes control of the situation by putting his arm around me and telling me he'll buy me whatever drink I want. He starts dragging me closer to 35 on 6th where I DON'T PARTY. It takes a while but I redirect us to the bar I was at before stepping outside and he is ALL OVER ME. He's obviously drunk and keeps telling me about how loaded he is. Thing is, I'm skeptical of EVERYONE downtown and generally don't believe anything anyone says so I just dismiss it and let him orders drinks. I hike my skirt up and grind my bare ass on his crotch and his hands are all over me. He's practically trying to fuck me right there at the bar with people all around us. HOT. I get drunk and he gets drunker, and from there shit spirals out of control. When I refuse to follow him to the back of the bar, presumably to fuck or fuck around, he begs me to leave the bar and "walk"with him but a walk turns into sitting in his car. He's all over me and I keep telling him I can't do anything to risk getting arrested again until after January 2012 so they don't reopen my case. He moves the car to the new parking area under IH-35 and 6th to get us away and this is when shit starts to get a little crazy.

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05.23.11 - i'm goin in

What a weekend! I almost partied Thurs-Sat straight, but decided to take it easy Saturday. It wasn't quite as wild as last weekend but some shit went down Friday night that I can't blog about. We ended the night in a pool where I swam around like a naked little mermaid! I also bumped my chin on the bottom of the pool. :( I was unknowingly drinking a lot of Everclear at the pool so I don't really remember what happened afterwards. I was already drunk as shit by the time we got there, so I knew something was up with the drinks because I could still taste the alcohol. I love getting naked when I'm drunk. I don't even care who's around as long as I don't get in trouble for it. That's why I love Hippie Hollow!!! Today would've been a perfect day to go out there if it wasn't for me sleeping in until after 12P.

I've been trying to figure out the login further with moderate success. I know a lot of you are absolutely pining for your own login so just keep being patient, I'm trying. I've been trying to figure something out in 1.5 as well as trying to learn 1.6 because what I need is already built in to 1.6. I haven't decided how immediately registration will be PUBLIC, but eventually it will be. Once everything is setup, Baggino and a couple others will be granted access as they've been waiting ever so patiently. Since I have to deal with complete and UTTER DOUCHENOZZLES like that stupid fuck from Ireland that keeps reading my blog to talk shit to me, I'm not exactly in a hurry to allow people to register freely.