05.03.10 - who the fudge

Who just signed up for CW? This is the second sign up but I have no idea who's been signing up.

I'm late for work this morning and now my coworker is coming to get me. I feel terrible because I can't contribute to gas or whatever, but more so I hate that he was already at work and then has to come get me. I should have my car back tomorrow.

As you may have noticed, I put my webcam image up and will try, TRY, TRY to update it as regularly as possible. I will still try to update on CW manually so members still have a little some-some to look forward to.

05.05.10 - it means go fuck yourself

I'm getting too comfortable talking with my bestest buddy, Uncle Fuckchow Buttsecks, and I am forgetting that not everyone has the same sense of humor as we do. Yesterday I was chatting with a random person from Texas who was "fighting" with me while I was laughing my ass off and typing in all caps. I wasn't ridiculing him or patronizing him or trying to be an angry jerk, but my humor and tone didn't translate through the text so he took it the wrong way. I blame fuckchow for being so got damn awesome. On the one hand I feel bad that I came off the wrong way, but on the other I don't feel bad at all because who actually continues chatting with someone they're "fighting" with ONLINE?

And then there are the douches. A message to all douche nozzles:

I don't owe you shit. Just because I post and make it PUBLIC for you to know and see, doesn't necessarily mean I owe you anything beyond that.
I'm privileged enough to have an audience and my audience is privileged that I share.

I can leave out whatever details I want and if you don't like it, go somewhere else. And if I've already asked you to respect what I wish to remain private, RESPECT IT. I'm not being an asshole about it. I'll tell you quite nicely the first time. Learn to take no for an answer. If I have to tell you more than once that I don't want to talk about it, I reserve the RIGHT to be a dick about it.

There are PLENTY of other women online who are more than happy to give you all the juicy details of every moment in their lives... I just ain't one of them. And especially not all the time. So I can't say it enough... don't like me, don't like the way I carry myself, don't like the way I talk to you, don't like the way I think, don't like the way I express myself... GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. I'm not being mean, I'm being REAL. I'd rather block you and forget about your existence than sit there and cuss you out or get angry.

05.07.10 - torn between my hate

I just stumbled across this complaint on Rip-Off Report and I found it to be HILARIOUS. It's the story of a man who goes shopping at Wal-mart and eats at the deli. He's then accused of eating the food and attempting to leave without paying. Apparently the fact that he claims himself to be a devout Christian means there's absolutely no way the crime could have been committed. I'm not siding with the store or the law on this one, I just find it funny that he thinks Wal-mart is attempting to "take down a good Christian family."
Ugh... why doesn't he start victimizing the children too? OH NOEZ! NOT THE LITTLE CHILLENS!

As written by Todd, South Carolina:
"Even satan knows the scriptures well and uses them to trap people into the cult."

What? FOR REARZ?

So I ask you, particularly Wal-mart haters, who should I hate more? Wal-mart? or devoutly fanatical Christians? I'm torn!

05.10.10 - all good things come to an end

I read this article about drug smuggling and money-laundering in Texas prisons and like football fans cheering on a team, all I can think is:
GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!111111
But why would you discuss this shit on prison phones? C'mon people. And motherfucking snitches!!! Why would you discuss this shit on prison phones and via email? I dunno man. This is just like The Wire! And inmates and prison employees working together in harmony... what's wrong with that? Everybody wins! Seriously, tell me who LOSES in this?

Lately, what with my arrest, I've been wondering how I really feel about Texas. I was planning on getting a TX tattoo for my 25th but now I'm wondering how much I love my state.
When I think of Texas, I think of a wild, anything-goes state that rocks harder than everyone else. But it's not just my arrest that has brought more scrutiny of this police state. It's gay shit like the Texas Driver's Financial Responsibility program that utilizes points on your driving record to provide a legal means for DPS to shake down Texans for more money. This is just a chip off the tip of the iceberg and I realize that EVERYWHERE has its ups and downs, but I love the idea of a wild, dirty south.

I've been wondering how people can be pro-police. I know that in all likelihood, they're pro-police because they do as they're told, follow ALL rules to the T and generally don't dissent in any way. They probably conform to the fullest extent and never color outside the lines. I guess these people like doing as they're told and having their lives run for them.
Mind you, I'm talking about people who are PRO-POLICE. Not people who are neutral, indifferent or maybe just follow the rules to ensure that they are left alone. You know, the people who side with police the minute some kind of situation arises or a police brutality video surfaces.. the people who justify legitimate police brutality and violence because they have "thankless jobs" and are "stressed."

I don't know why I lean towards criminal tendencies and like to dissent. I've always rooted for the bad guy in the movies and hate when the good guys win. I've always been like that too, since I was a rittre girr. Not really sure why. I get that there has to be some law and some order and I agree, but when does moderation come into play?